That's right, two enormous silver balls sitting on top of each other, smack bang in the middle of the CBD shopping mall.
They are stainless steel, or something, and provide quite an amusing "skewiff" perspective when you look into them...kind of like those distortion mirrors at Coney Island. Well, it's amusing if you don't look like me in the following photo.
Please witness the most hilarious photo ever taken of yours truly...and believe me, there have been a few.
That's me, on the far left, with my sister in the middle and Jay on the end. So, my sister did alright out of the Malls Balls distortion: she has awesome cheekbones and enormous Angelina frames. Jay looks alright, if a little broad under the eyes, but me? Really.
But it's not all bad.
I shall be marrying this handsome young man and, by winter, I will be Mrs Rocky Dennis.
